The numbers

Progress tracker

Updated monthly. Whatever the scale says goes on here — including the months it says nothing good.

100kg
Starting weight
100kg
Current weight
0.0kg
Lost so far
0.0%
Of body weight
Start · 100kg Goal · 80kg

Where I'm up to

Week 1. Baseline recorded, first dose imminent. Nothing to report yet — which is itself the honest answer, and better than inventing a result.

Weigh-in history

Date Week Weight Change Total lost
27/07/2026 0 100.0kg Baseline 0.0kg

The ground rules

So that these numbers actually mean something:

  • Same scale, same time, same conditions. Morning, after the loo, before breakfast, no clothes. Every time.
  • Monthly updates, not daily. Daily weight is mostly water and noise. Monthly is where the signal is.
  • Bad months get posted too. Plateaus and gains go on this table exactly like losses do.
  • No retrospective editing. Once a row is on this table it stays, even if it's embarrassing.

Medical disclaimer

These are one person's results using an unlicensed compound. They are not typical, not evidence, and not a prediction of what would happen to you. Consult a healthcare professional before starting any medication or weight loss programme.